#also his names Philip

[goldenhawk-k]

Guys please. Benoit Blanc wasn’t “hinted at” being gay in Glass Onion. He IS gay. CANONICALLY. Even if Rian Johnson didn’t confirm that Hugh Grant is in a romantic relationship with Blanc, if it was a woman answering the door, everyone would just assume that was his girlfriend or wife or smth.

This isn’t something that’s ever gonna be explored bc the movies aren’t about his identity. They’re barely about Blanc. He’s just the world’s greatest detective, and he just so happens to be gay.

[bichobolitach]

Unlikely? Yes. But I'm delusional so who cares

(Edmund is Sinclair's first name for anyone confused ❤️)

[gearbroth]

Phil’s Palisman

[drabbles-of-writing]

Golden Guard ghost memes but this time I’m aware they’ve been perceived by my friends

Look I’m just saying that the methods in which generations dealt with trauma over four hundred years roughly went from “whats a trauma” to “shove it under the bed no one will notice” to “make memes” so. No matter how old the Guards are biologically, there has gotta be some MAJOR boomer vs gen z class divides in the ghosts like c’mon

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[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

Everyone pack up your blogs I’m in charge now

[helltoyourdoorstepbtch]

I like that post that’s like ‘they both call each other Blanc’ but Benoit calls him Phillip (unless thats only for home? Phillip calls him Blanc because there’s a potential client there? anyway-)

I propose that Phillip is Hugh Grant’s characters last name (before they got married, if they are - or maybe they have joint last names? Or just kept their last names for professional reasons? Anyway-)

Maybe it’s because they met through work and it just stuck, maybe Phillip’s first name is Benjamin or something and they can’t have all their friends calling both of them Ben - either way I think them calling each other by their last names is cute

Tldr: Phillip is Blanc’s partner’s last name

[manic-pixie-dream-dude]

WIPs!

[spockvarietyhour]

Well you're no Black Philip but you'll do in a pinch.

[flowery-king]

I can’t believe Evelyn “curse of Cain” ‘d his ass

LISTEN I HAVE USELESS BIBLE STUFF IN MY BRAIN I GOTTA DO SOMETHING WITH IT

[razzafrazzle]

amnimation!

[image description: a short work-in-progress animation of a person getting ready to throw a much smaller person like a football. the bigger person nods, backs up with a few short hops, and aims their shot before throwing the smaller person offscreen. end id]

[philhoffman]

This week’s Monday Philm is 25th Hour (2002) which is usually a September movie but I watched it this week bc Phil pets a cute dog and I adopted a cute dog this week <3

Honestly not too much new to say about this rewatch—I’m actually waiting for the Blu-Ray (which was ridiculously hard to find for less than $50??) to see the special features and deleted scenes and, eventually, the three (3!) commentary tracks. I might mention this every single time I watch it but the first PSH gif I ever made was from this movie... Actually it was from a low-res youtube video of the trailer. So it has special nostalgia <3

A movie for monologues. “Fuck Jakob Elinsky. Whining malcontent���. Fuck my father, with his endless grief.” “The dessert’s for starting over... This life came so close to never happening.”

There is one scene when Jakob takes off his glasses and Phil looks exactly like Günther Bachmann.

I watched Spike Lee's BlacKkKlansman earlier today and maaaaan those floating camera shots. Every time I prepare myself for 25th Hour's dolly shot (and the whole club scene tbh) and every time it rocks my socks off.

[a-bee-wizard]

My biggest pet peeve is when people refer to The Divine Comedy as "dantes inferno", bc like. Thats not what its called! Its called The Divine Comedy!!! If u r going to act superior online about this poetry collection the LEAST u could do is refer to it correctly!!!

[dazed-and-defeated]

FINALLY I FINISHED HIS REFERENCE PSDJFPS

This is Philip, and honestly he is the most reliable person you will ever meet. He keeps the group in check and is often just sitting off in the corner reading a good book.

[wingstobetorn]

Hey I actually realized something funny about my roleswap au. You know how Luz went back in time to meet Philip? Imagine how Philip would react if he met a random boy who looks exactly like the brother he killed. These goddamn witches must be making him hallucinate

[nerdydork100]

Who needs a fancy wrist support pad when I have my 20 year old elephant plush to support me

[hoot-sifer]

My silly depressed little guy

I ❤️ Philip Carvalho

I might finish the picture on the right but my Apple Pencil is dead rn :’(

(He’s my oc btw lol)